I have a grandson Ayden whom I see once a week, I usually talk to him on Skype during the week but john had lost his Skype account so he decided to get a different app instead, therefore for me to be able to talk to little Ayden I had to download the app.
So I ask Paige to help set it up; she is my teenage niece and a little more versatile than I am with these apps and things…. and seeing I don’t have much knowledge with this sort of thing, I ask her to… So she did and we decided to use a photo us together seeing I did not have any better one of me. I never took a selfie before and I haven’t really take much pictures of myself… and photos don’t do me justice… Paige is a pretty little thing and a beautiful smile and she knows it; me, I love her she is the closest little niece I have.
Now, I never was on any of these social sites before. As a matter of fact I was not even aware that it was… so I keep getting hits and request for friendship all for Paige, I delete and block them all.
So, one night I came home from work… I work second shift and reached home every night apx. 1pm to 2pm… nothing much on TV,so I checked my phone and I saw a few messages , so I went on looking around, playing with it, I notice the feature “shake “ and I tried it. 24 faces pops up and I looked through them and in the lot I came across this face, he had blue eyes and a nice smile, no name, so I decided to send out a “ hi cutey” and of course he reply “ hi sexy” I liked his face, my Kinda guy I thought, I have always liked blue eyes.
And so we start t a conversation; this was on December 6th, at 4am in the morning.
I reply. “How do you know this?
He said, I know everything “Am I bothering you?”
I came back with, “LOL NO”
He laughed, “Ha-ha! Ok maybe I’m a bit silly! But hey it’s 4am in the morning
I smile thinking he’s right. So I asked,
“why no name?’
He said, “oh sorry…. My name is Allen. I forget I did that.
“How come you are up?’ I asked, and I responded to his name, “Allen, ok that’s good.
Well I’m about to go to sleep friend just left… wanted to see what kinds of crazy girls might be up this late hour looking for some cock?!?! Ha-ha was his reply.
I laughed, I thought that was funny, so I said in reply, “me too, going to sleep, not looking for no cock, have my toys they are good enough.”
He said, “Oh I see… well then you just haven’t had me then :)
I laughed thinking this guy is hilarious; I like him he is fuuuny.
I say” just came in from work”
He then says ‘I’m just playing ……I’m sure they can stay longer than me[Symbol]
I said, ‘sure can’, all the time smiling, I was liking this guy and his sense of humor
Then he said, ‘although I’m good for hours.’
Me, ‘ooooh really’.
And he continued, ‘and I throb….damn… I’m sure I can’t compete……unless you want to be choked or something!!! Ha-ha.’
So I said, ‘so said all men until’ ….
Well… that’s so true. I’m sure, Said he.
I was all smiles, I was enjoying this little conversation and I had to tell him, so I said, ‘you are so funny and sounds crazy and horny.’
And he continued, ‘and so I will be honest and say that I’ve had girls that made wonder if I was gay, couldn’t get or stay hard.’
I give out, ‘what!???…. This happen to a man like you?
He’s still going, ‘and then I would meet a girl who could keep me up while I fell asleep after my fifth nut I swear!!
“It happens I know” I said to him, [of course I know, being there done that ]
Then he says, ‘yup I swear…. To me it is all a connection or not.’
‘That’s right’ I said.
He then said, ‘dol will either fuck up brains out or be that guy!!!! Ha-ha so wow… I am an under performer on paper…. I can’t sell me for shit!
I did not quite get the gist but I figure he sounds like a player, someone who likes to have some fun. So I said to him, ‘you sound like you have been around the block a few times’.
He laughed, ‘ha ha! I have a small neighborhood! So my block is tiny. Ok so I said who I am ….. Who am I talking to?
I responded to the tiny block conversation, I said. ‘so you need to move to a bigger neighborhood,’ oh you can call me Wakanita;’ how old are you Allen’? I hope you are not a minor’…. I was thinking maybe I am here flirting with a very young guy, and I did not want entertain or lead on any too of a young guy even though I am enjoying this little conversation.
He said, ‘good god’
I give out, ‘what?
He continues to say, ‘I’m 83 this month; that a Kinda old picture; OK I’m just playing.’
I said, ‘are you serious?’
‘I am 42’, he then said.
I said, ‘oh good;’……….. I was then thinking perfect age, I can flirt all I want, Wonderful.
He then finished by saying, ‘but I look 52; so that’s a plus; so you are Wendy?
Then he lost me again saying something I did not quite understand, ‘because truth I advertising say….. I was closer than you.
I started to say something too and I started to delete it but send it by mistake, and I answered I said to him, “yes I am Wendy”; you lost me though.
Then he went to inform me about his sexuality, ‘well I have rather a large cock… and I can fuck for hours…and I have never met a woman who can wear me out…I like to have fun with someone who is fun and open…. That is my only real deal.’
I thought, oh boy, that’s being open and honest for you, so I said, ‘oh I see…. You are just looking for some sex? Me….. I just want some conversation and some laughs…..and you seems like you got some.’ He stops writing so I thought maybe he fell asleep, after all it was now 4:30am. So I asked, ‘went to sleep.’
And even though sex is my favorite topic and if I let loose right now I probably could have some laughs, and some fun… but I don’t much feel like entertaining this…I don’t want him to think I am after some cock…
He then answered me, ‘well maybe… but I can understand that! It was fun chatting either way.’
I thought he wanted to stop talking, so I told him, ‘well Allen I have to get my beauty sleep.’ ‘Same here’.
He comes back with, ‘damn! You must be super fucking hot! Beauty sleep started half a day ago! Oh well… Story of my life. Ha-ha!! Night.
I liked this guy, he is funny and humorous, I would love to talk to him again, he is good for some laugh; so I asked him, ‘is it ok to link up you another day?’
He told me, ‘it’s up to you… I for real don’t get on here much… I thought it was fake till we just had fun!
I thought, oh my, he also enjoy the conversation, ‘ha ha… funny funny funny.’ ‘I don’t either.’
I was smiling feeling so pleased that he enjoyed our little conversation…
Then he says, ‘ok so I hope you are the black girl in the picture…Js.’ ‘I’m waiting and smiling!!!
I thought, OMG!!!! Is he thinking I’m Paige… then it hit me!!!! It’s Paige he likes; if I tell him it’s me, he might not want to talk to me, (next to Paige, I’m old and not as attractive) I won’t hear from him again, and I want some more of this conversation, I like him, he is cute and funny…. I am going to play along because I wanted another chance to connect with him.
So I said, ‘black girl? You think I am black? Are you back (black?)
I was trying to be srcastic… because I don’t consider us as black…. we are exotic..
He said, ‘no silly I’m not black or back! I am Irish! Black hair blue eyes.’
I interjected, ‘I like them white.’ … was Kinda lame but…. Then I said, Ooh my favorite cousin is Irish.’ …… and there goes my first lie in pretense I was Paige.[ On the road to destruction.}
He then lost me again with, ‘Jesus I thought we passes the politically correct time of 10pm.’
I did not know wtf he was talking about.
Then he said really? Oh wait, that may be the don’t make a voice call…. Damn…’
I thought he was telling me he has to go so I told him, ‘sorry bye and goodnight.’
He then said, ‘ok so I have boundaries…. But clearly they are loose! Oh damn I thought we were having fun? No? Ok… well I’m sorry if I upset you…. Not my intention… night bye.
I said, ‘he is very hot-tempered too; he’s cool though; bye … until….
I ended our conversation because I was not quite understanding his statements; I keep on thinking he want to stop and then he says something else to continue and it was now almost 5am.
He said,’ now; wait was that an option? Hahaha; ok probably not! Dammit. Oh I love that this tells me you read it though!!!! But damn… I feel super rude… So I am going to bed and stop being creepy… night.
I read his messages and I went off to bed smiling, I did like and enjoy our little encounter and thought I will try again to talk to him. Just for conversation, he is rather amusing and I like that. I have never before done this, but it was fun even though he thinks I am Paige, but no harm done, he won’t know the difference. I just want to talk to him again, I like his humor and he is cute with those captivating blue eyes and that winning smile.
So I told Paige all about him and how much he likes her, she said but auntie Wendy, it’s not me talking to him, it’s you, so he likes you not me.” I told her it’s her picture he likes, he would not to talk to an old fart like me, and anyways what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him, after all its just conversation….. Little did I know….
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS VERY SEXUAL AND OVER THE TOP WITH IT… I ACTUALLY FIND HIM SO AMUSING AND THOUGHT IT FUN AND VERY ENTERTAINING … I DID DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP SMILING WITH A PICTURE OF HIS FACE IN MY MIND..
THAT WAS AS EASY AS THAT TO PEEK MY INTEREST AND HAVING ME WANTING MORE CONVERSATION AND HAVE ME SMILING AND ANTICIPATING OUR NEXT CONNECTION. I’M GOING TO LEARN SOON ENOUGH, JUST HOW POWERFUL WORDS CAN BE AND HOW ONE CAN EASILY GET CAUGHTUP AND DRAWN INTO AN EMOTIONAL AFFAIR ONLINE… WITH JUST WORDS…