FOR ALL MY FRIENDS With A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR… THIS SHOULD TICKLE YOU SOME…VERY INGENIOUS ANSWERS…
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Grade 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
*The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge*
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Ohooo!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
“Send this BLOODY boy to the university…
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!”
*LOL!!. DON’T SPOIL THE FUN & SHARE WITH FRIENDS*
Oh boy dirty teacher!
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Hahahaha.. illegitimate questions.. though
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Not for a 3rd grader lol
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I sent this to my aunt lol
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I hope she gets a good laugh
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She will she’s in the dumps right now
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I think I would love your aunt..
We live in the same place…
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she’s married and just lost her father-in-law
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Oooooh no.
So sad
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Yes very sad
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I do hope it cheers her up..
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Apparently I should still be in third grade, lol! I had an epic fail.π
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Michael.. I’m with you man..
I fail big time.
The answers was surprising to me..
Hahahaha..
our minds Michael in all the way in the gutters
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π ππ guess I flunked big time
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Hahahaha..
I actually flunked too..
I didn’t get one βοΈ right
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The questions conjured up naughty images π
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Yep π. Just up my alley..
Miss dewy..
my mind is filthy all the time.. lol π
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So is mine I need a friend with benefits π
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Miss dewy!!!
Oooooh my goodness??!!!!!
But I know what you mean
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Hehehe
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Miss dewy being a baaad girl
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Have always been bad being good at the moment and it’s just so so hard π
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Hahahaha..Lol..πππ€£π€£.. miss dewy..
I’m now just behaving myself too..,
But it’s so hard to have the amount of fun when being baaaad..
Maaan.. miss dewy you are a girl of my own heart
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Omg lol
I heard this joke in hindi version !
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You did???
Oooooh my!!!
How have you been
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2-3 year ago one of my friend always send the double meaning jokes
This was the one of them !
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Oooooh okay ππ½
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πππ
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Whoa! My eyebrows were raised!!
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Hahahaha..
I guess you would still be in third grade
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Nope, no more elementary school for me!!
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Hahahaha…
Well you failed the entrance test for university
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Says who? Their is no such thing as failed, that’s an illusion.
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Lol π…
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No grade 4 for me. My mind was definitely where the principal’s was. Fork and surname hahahahahaha. Good one!
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Bawhahaha..!!!!right???
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“Even I myself got all the answers wrong!β ππππ
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Hahahaha …
it was really a hard test
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bad boy!!! is too innocent π and nita you are amazing haha π
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Hahahaha..
I take it that you failed that test..
no
Promotion for you.. you are staying in the gutters with us..
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yeah i get to be with you atleast π but yeah another side of nita was funny π
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Awww!! How sweet you are…
Yep π I’m love a little humor…
and I love to spread it around..
Love
Live
Laugh π
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So someone with you would have a wonderful partner around
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Hmm π…
are you volunteering..????
Do you like to have fun and laugh π..
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Very much… Are you ready ??
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I’m always ready to some fun… with a fun guy… supreet
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Ah we sync here…
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Oooooh wonderful..
Insync is always a blast
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Mail me then
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I’m much too far away supreet
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Does distance matter dear ??
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But of course supreet..
how would we enjoy π each other
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Imagination … Ah I don’t have to teach you abcd hon..
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What are you trying to say
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I mean. We could feel we are having fun with each other by imagining we are with each other..
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Aaaah Maaan.
No fun for me my dearest friend
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My sweet friend .. I was waiting for you
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Really???
I was at the doctors office
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U.mm missed u so long
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What???
Missing me???
Huh???
Supreet.. you lost somehow…???!!!!
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Yeahhhh missing interacting with my sweet friend
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Oooooh.. got it..
we are actually on different time zones… so it’s gonna be hard for us to connect
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Wil connect at different place . not on WordPress dear .. Something connects us dear…
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How are you going to do that my friend
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Email or WhatsApp ?? I’m remembering you dear
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Remembering me???
From where
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From heart ..haha π
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Maaan..
You lost me again
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Do u feel it
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Nope ππΌ…
What am I supposed to be feeling though..
No energy coming through
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I feel u close to me….ohhhhh
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Are you being serious right now
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Yeahhhh sweet.. Let me be
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ha ha ha
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So glad it makes you laugh π
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Definitely put a smile on my face. Too funny! Thank you.
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Oooooh.. I’m smiling huge
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my answers were in the gutter!
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I could tell.
Join the club with all us gutter friends..
That’s little boy taught us good π…
Innocent π is a great π gift..
Just wait until his mind gets corrupted. His answers will be completely different..
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Thanks for the smile!
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So glad I
WAs able to make you smile
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Lol hilarious
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Lol π
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Hahaha, I just donβt have any words to express my corrupt state of mind. :p π
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Hush..
you are not alone.
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I know!!! And that is the funniest thing π π
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Yep π.. it is really funny.. to see the mind of an innocent π child πΆ… compare to our corrupted minds as adults
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True that. Really had fun reading it all. Humorous piece of writing π
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Some people just know how to twist things into humor
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And put a smile on peopleβs faces π
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That’s for sure
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Lmao π
I was holding my breath.
This kid is amazing.
I failed big time. βΊ
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I know you couldn’t pass that test
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So funny!! Madam is a woman worth dating.
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