PENIS DAY…

Today is World PENIS Day

Today is World Penis Day.
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.

  1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
  2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves

. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Petticoat, panties, pussy… That’s origin of “BP”!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congrats!”.
But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”.
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

✅Now that I’ve educated you, share this fun.

Happy penis day…
If you are a man, clap for yourself!!!

27 thoughts on “PENIS DAY…

        1. Wow 🤩!!!!!

          So happy 😁 to know you truly enjoyed that treat…

          You obviously had a wide smile 😃 on your face the whole time you were there..

          And you get to participate in those awesome 👏 treats as well…

          Well I hope they decide to celebrate 🎉 the VAGINA SOON…

          That I know will be a special treat for you men….

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            1. Haha 😂

              I always love Elton John…
              I was so disappointed when I found out he was gay…

              But it didn’t change my reaction to hear him sing…

              His voice gives me goosebumps and butterflies…

              I’m rolling like thunder of course..you are making me lol 😂…

              Muah 😘

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      1. It Was Really Funny Actually and I Never Heard Of Any Day Dedicated To That I Mean It’s New and Funny and It Deserves a Dedicated Day Because Most Of Man Life Revolves around It. Whether We Like It Or Not But Morality Is an Outer Factor. The Real Factor Is That 😂😂😂👍

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