Just pass an accident on the road…
a man crashed into a car with a woman driving.. the woman explained to the officer…
Officer.. I say.. the man was coming but because I didn’t want him to come into me…
I stopped and blow him ( her horn) but all I’m blowing him he still come into me… ( still hit her car.)
So the officer asked her if she is sure it’s the accident she’s talking about…
And she answered..
Yesss officer.. look how my front and broken up… ( mi front in Jamaica. Means her private area)
That was the real explanation…
but the way she said in her Jamaican language…
it has sounds sexual..
cum into her…
blowing him…
and damaging her front…
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo wowooowoow…..
Now I am laughing real hard…
That was funny indeed….
Let me tell you one….
Miss Taylor the English teacher writes an incorrect sentence on the board: “I didn’t had no fun for months.” Then she faces the class and says, “OK class, how should this be corrected?”
Little Johnny says, “I think you should get yourself a better man!”
Hahaha!!!!! You must be Jamaican mon’….. or shall I say wo mon’.
People are waiting for your online romance finale to come out, that’s gonna serve as their guide.🙂
You’re killing me!! You make make the body sing sweet melody and the bed bump with the bass but you’re not into music? You are funny but hey, like I said…..coffee or tea.
You have such a cool and original blog!
I’m doing Blogmas over my blog, if you want to check it out: https://marioness.wordpress.com
It would make me so happy!
Marioness
😂 😂 😂
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DWL
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Did you understand it
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I didn’t….
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Okay shaggy…
Just pass an accident on the road…
a man crashed into a car with a woman driving.. the woman explained to the officer…
Officer.. I say.. the man was coming but because I didn’t want him to come into me…
I stopped and blow him ( her horn) but all I’m blowing him he still come into me… ( still hit her car.)
So the officer asked her if she is sure it’s the accident she’s talking about…
And she answered..
Yesss officer.. look how my front and broken up… ( mi front in Jamaica. Means her private area)
That was the real explanation…
but the way she said in her Jamaican language…
it has sounds sexual..
cum into her…
blowing him…
and damaging her front…
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo wowooowoow…..
Now I am laughing real hard…
That was funny indeed….
Let me tell you one….
Miss Taylor the English teacher writes an incorrect sentence on the board: “I didn’t had no fun for months.” Then she faces the class and says, “OK class, how should this be corrected?”
Little Johnny says, “I think you should get yourself a better man!”
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Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
Oooooh my… I wonder how she reacted to his answer…
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ROFL
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what’s.. ROFL…
I know it has something to do with laughter….
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Roll on the floor laughing
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Hahahaha… 😂😂😂😂
So cute
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😁👍
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lmao
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lol…lotta cum out from joke..i can’t control my lof bgas it cum out lol
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Maybe when the cop got there, the guy should have just said, “it wasn’t me!”
Reference to Shaggys song. Love the joke.
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Hahahaha..
or..
wen mi a cum… mi Nuh for ave nuh brakes..”
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Hahaha!!!!! You must be Jamaican mon’….. or shall I say wo mon’.
People are waiting for your online romance finale to come out, that’s gonna serve as their guide.🙂
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Of course i am a Jamaican man.
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Bombastic!!!!!!!😛
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Fantastic..!!!
Mr lover .. mr lover.. lover.
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Press it up!!! Sean Paul😬
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that’s not sean paul..
that the original shabba
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Oh, did Sean Paul remake it?
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yep..
and he way after shabba
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Black on black crime and black off black rhyme…..🎤. Haha!!
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I don’t know what you are talking about Really
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Gang violence and rappers taking other rappers rhymes. Really?!
It’s big down here, that’s how the rap wars got started.
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Maaan.. I’m not into reggae or rap music
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Uh huh!!!! I’m surprised to hear that, let me guess……..R & B?
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Nah
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You’re killing me!! You make make the body sing sweet melody and the bed bump with the bass but you’re not into music? You are funny but hey, like I said…..coffee or tea.
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I love music 🎶..
But not that kind…..
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My virgin ears doesn’t really know any other kind.
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You just probably like me… tune out what you don’t like
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I have selective hearing indeed but I still don’t know of any other music. 🙂. Then again, age has to do with it too.
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I like country..
Oldies…
Soul..
70s 80s and 90s
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Uh huh……hmmm…..country?? Guess that’s where my semi youthful selective hearing comes in. I didn’t know Jamacains could like country.😁. Ok mon!
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Hahahaha
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You know the message in the music is all that matters so it’s all gravy baby!!!
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You are really a jokester
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I bring smiles to faces and people to places.😛
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Are you Jamaican
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Naw, I got the skin but not the accent……but the music hits hard!!
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You have such a cool and original blog!
I’m doing Blogmas over my blog, if you want to check it out:
https://marioness.wordpress.com
It would make me so happy!
Marioness
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👌🏽 ok I will definitely check it out
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Thanks! I hope you liked it!
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Definitely gonna
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WordPress works my nerve, it has me unfollowing people. but anyways I dig your post
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Thank you 😊..
Appreciate you and your support…..
Don’t let people get to you sweetie.. I love ❤️ your blog
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you’re welcome and thank you so much it means a lot
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You are so welcome..
Just know you are a talented writer..
And not too much people can can write in bilingual language
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Well tank you very much that means a lot. I am just writing from the heart and hope to help others on my way to healing.
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Is that where you are from exotic Sav . girl?
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DWL…Im gonna have to capture that one!
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